Caution Very Polite But Also Feral Tee
You hold the door. You say thank you. You are also one slow email away from unhinged. This tee is the warning label your face already wears.
Who it’s for: high-functioning women, feral-aunt-adjacent friends, and anyone balancing manners with mayhem.
- Soft ring-spun cotton feel (heathers may blend)
- Relaxed everyday fit you’ll actually wear on errands
- Sizes S–3XL
- Machine wash cold, inside out; tumble low
Gift it for: birthdays, “thinking of you” boxes, coworkers who smile through chaos, or yourself on a Tuesday.
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The sass level is chef’s kiss.
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Quality is solid, design is hilarious. Win-win.
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Cute, snarky, and weirdly empowering.
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