Break Her Bed Not Her Heart Tee
Priorities, people. This tee is for the woman who believes in good intentions, bad decisions, and saying the quiet part loud enough for the whole bar to hear.
Who it’s for: spicy besties, bachelorette crews, and anyone shopping a gift that walks the line between flirty and feral.
- Soft ring-spun cotton with just enough stretch
- Flattering casual fit
- Sizes S–3XL
- Ethically made, DTG printed with love
Wear / gift for: nights out, birthday weekends, or when your group chat needs a new mascot.
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This made me laugh out loud. Bought two more.
The sass level is chef’s kiss.
Says what I’m thinking, but cuter.
Quality is solid, design is hilarious. Win-win.
My friend cried laughing when I gave her this.
This made me laugh out loud. Bought two more.
The sass level is chef’s kiss.
Says what I’m thinking, but cuter.
Quality is solid, design is hilarious. Win-win.
My friend cried laughing when I gave her this.
My new favorite mug. I refuse to share it.
Cute, snarky, and weirdly empowering.
Bought this for my sister. Now I want one too.
It’s like they crawled into my brain and turned my thoughts into merch.
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you need this.
My new favorite mug. I refuse to share it.
Cute, snarky, and weirdly empowering.
Bought this for my sister. Now I want one too.
It’s like they crawled into my brain and turned my thoughts into merch.
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you need this.