"bitch, you're getting old" – Sassy Birthday Milestone Scented Soy Candle
The "bitch, you're getting old" scented soy candle is a cheeky 9oz vegan coconut soy wax candle in an amber glass jar, poured for milestone birthdays, best friend celebrations, and playful aging banter.
Because true friendship means being the first one to remind them their back is about to start making noises and bedtime is officially 9:30 PM.
Perfect For:
- 30th, 40th, and 50th birthday gift bags with an unapologetic sense of humor
- Surprising your best friend or sister on her annual celebration dinner
- A hilarious centerpiece for birthday brunch and cake cutting
Candle Details:
- Premium vegan coconut soy wax blend with high-grade fragrance oils
- 9oz amber glass jar with natural cotton wick
- 50–60 hours of long-lasting, clean burn
- Hand-poured in the USA; 100% vegan, phthalate-free, and lead-free
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