"apparently I'm not allowed to adopt All the dogs -rude, but okay." – Dog Mom Rescue Crewneck Top
The "apparently I'm not allowed to adopt All the dogs -rude, but okay." crewneck top is a soft, garment-dyed 100% ring-spun cotton women's graphic shirt featuring charming script and typewriter lettering.
Because if zoning laws, bank accounts, and common sense weren't holding you back, you would have personally adopted every single puppy at the local animal rescue.
Perfect For:
- Dog park mornings, shelter volunteer shifts, and vet clinic visits
- Gifting to the passionate dog mom, foster parent, or rescue advocate in your crew
- Comfortable everyday styling with joggers, leggings, or jeans
T-Shirt Details:
- 100% garment-dyed ring-spun cotton for rich vintage color and lived-in softness
- Classic crewneck fit that flatters without clinging
- Sizes S–3XL available
- Machine wash cold inside out, tumble dry low
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