Holiday Snark Soy Candle – "All I Want For Christmas Is Peace And Fucking Quiet"
This 9oz soy jar candle is a sarcastic Christmas gift for anyone whose holiday wish list starts and ends with peace and fucking quiet.
The label reads All I want for Christmas is peace and fucking quiet. No more carols through the wall. No more group-chat logistics. Light it, sit down, and let the house go still.
Perfect For:
- Holiday hosts who have already hosted enough
- Funny Christmas gifts for sisters, besties, and coworkers
- Quiet-night energy after the last cookie tray leaves
Candle Details:
- 9oz jar in amber or clear glass
- Coconut apricot soy wax blend
- Cotton wick
- Multiple scent options
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