Acting Like A Dick Won't Make Yours Any Bigger Tee
Some people need a reminder that volume is not a personality. This tee delivers the memo with zero meeting required.
Who it's for: women with a sharp sense of humor, group-chat truth-tellers, and gift shoppers buying for the friend who never minces words.
- Soft ring-spun cotton (heather blends may vary)
- Flattering everyday fit, true to size
- Sizes S–3XL
- DTG printed; machine wash cold inside out
Wear / gift for: errands, girls' night, passive-aggressive family reunions, and "thinking of you" packages with bite.
Grab it when the punchline fits. Free shipping on orders over $50.
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This made me laugh out loud. Bought two more.
The sass level is chef’s kiss.
Says what I’m thinking, but cuter.
Quality is solid, design is hilarious. Win-win.
My friend cried laughing when I gave her this.
This made me laugh out loud. Bought two more.
The sass level is chef’s kiss.
Says what I’m thinking, but cuter.
Quality is solid, design is hilarious. Win-win.
My friend cried laughing when I gave her this.
My new favorite mug. I refuse to share it.
Cute, snarky, and weirdly empowering.
Bought this for my sister. Now I want one too.
It’s like they crawled into my brain and turned my thoughts into merch.
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you need this.
My new favorite mug. I refuse to share it.
Cute, snarky, and weirdly empowering.
Bought this for my sister. Now I want one too.
It’s like they crawled into my brain and turned my thoughts into merch.
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you need this.