A Dirty Hoe Is A Happy Hoe Tee
Double meaning? Absolutely. Whether you’re talking soil or lifestyle, a dirty hoe is a happy hoe, and this tee lets you wear the joke without writing a whole essay.
Who it’s for: plant moms, garden girls, and friends who gift shirts that make people look twice at brunch.
- Soft ring-spun cotton (heathers may include poly)
- Lightweight stretch, flattering everyday cut
- Sizes S–3XL
- DTG printed with love
Wear / gift for: spring planting, backyard hangs, birthdays, or the friend who never met a double entendre she didn’t like.
Yours when the pun lands. Free shipping on orders over $50.
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