Zombie Before Coffee Ceramic Mug 15 oz
Shuffling. Groaning. Reaching for things. The pre-coffee state has a clinical name, and it's zombie. This mug is the antidote, administered orally.
This zombie coffee mug diagnoses the morning condition accurately. Undead until brewed, human shortly after.
Who this is for:
- The morning zombie seeking reanimation, daily
- The Halloween-adjacent gift that works all year
- Anyone needing a zombie coffee mug that gets the condition
- The walking dead. ETA to living: one cup.
Made for the resurrection hour. The transformation is visible: first sip, eyes focus. Second sip, speech returns. Bottom of the mug, fully human.
What you get:
- 15 oz white ceramic, big enough to matter
- Microwave and dishwasher safe
- Printed in the USA
- Makes a gift they will actually use
Condition: zombie. Treatment: coffee. Prognosis: excellent.
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