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Some compliments come in cards. This one comes swinging. She hustles like the rent depends on it and the crowd is unforgiving.
This funny work ethic gift delivers the highest praise in its category. Harder Than An Ugly Stripper. Poetry, honestly.
Who this is for:
- The grinder pulling doubles and side hustles simultaneously
- The friend whose work ethic deserves a standing ovation and a nap
- Anyone needing a funny appreciation gift that goes there
- The hardest worker in every room. She knows who she is.
Scent for the hustle recovery. Lavender for the rest she keeps postponing. Cinnamon Chai for the pre-dawn grind fuel. Cashmere Musk for the payoff era coming. Work: relentless. Respect: earned. Laugh: guaranteed.
What you get:
- 9oz candle available in an amber or clear glass jar
- Vegan blend of coconut, apricot, and soy wax with a small amount of food-grade paraffin for structure and scent throw
- Clean-burning, biodegradable, and free from toxins, parabens, and phthalates
- Cotton wick
- Printed in the USA
- Makes a gift she will actually keep
Hustle: certified. Compliment: unhinged. Candle: the tip jar.
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