The miles were a mistake. Hers, specifically. Somewhere out there she is living her best life at an unacceptable distance from this friendship.

This miss you gift files the formal complaint. You Should Have Moved Closer To Me. The petition remains open.

Who this is for:

• The best friend who took the far job and broke the group chat's heart
• The sister, cousin, or college roommate a whole flight away
• Anyone needing a funny miss you gift that says come back, basically
• The far one. Loved from here. Guilted from here too.

Scent for the distance. Beachwood for whatever coast she chose over you. Vanilla Bean for the visits that feel like no time passed. Lavender for the missing-you nights on both ends. Closer would have been better. The candle travels instead.

What you get:

• 9oz candle available in an amber or clear glass jar
• Vegan blend of coconut, apricot, and soy wax with a small amount of food-grade paraffin for structure and scent throw
• Clean-burning, biodegradable, and free from toxins, parabens, and phthalates
• Cotton wick
• Printed in the USA
• Makes a gift she will actually keep

Distance: her fault. Friendship: intact. Petition: still open.