You Have My Heart And Ass Couple Gift Candle
Love poems talk about hearts. Realists know the full inventory. He got both, and he knows exactly how lucky that makes him.
This funny valentines gift for him itemizes the romance completely. Heart and ass. The complete package, legally his.
Who this is for:
- The husband or boyfriend who won the whole lottery
- The valentine's or anniversary gift with zero pretense
- Anyone needing a funny couple gift that says it all, anatomically
- The holder of both assets. Manage them well.
Scent for the fortunate man. Cashmere Musk for date-night stakes. Blackberry Vanilla for the sweetness, both kinds. Cinnamon Chai for cozy possession of everything listed. Assets: transferred. Flame: lit.
What you get:
- 9oz candle available in an amber or clear glass jar
- Vegan blend of coconut, apricot, and soy wax with a small amount of food-grade paraffin for structure and scent throw
- Clean-burning, biodegradable, and free from toxins, parabens, and phthalates
- Cotton wick
- Printed in the USA
- Makes a gift he will actually keep
Heart: his. Ass: also his. Candle: the deed of transfer.
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