You Don't Look A Day Over Handsome As F-ck Candle
The birthday number is irrelevant. The mirror knows the truth. The years keep arriving and somehow keep missing him entirely.
This funny birthday gift for him rounds the age correctly. Not a day over handsome as f-ck. Final answer.
Who this is for:
- The husband or boyfriend aging like a wine ad
- The dad whose birthday number is classified information
- Anyone needing a birthday gift for men that flatters and roasts at once
- The handsome one. The math checks out.
Scent for the ageless. Cashmere Musk for the cologne-commercial energy. Beachwood for the rugged years ahead. Cinnamon Chai for the birthday-morning coffee in bed. Age: irrelevant. Face: undefeated.
What you get:
- 9oz candle available in an amber or clear glass jar
- Vegan blend of coconut, apricot, and soy wax with a small amount of food-grade paraffin for structure and scent throw
- Clean-burning, biodegradable, and free from toxins, parabens, and phthalates
- Cotton wick
- Printed in the USA
- Makes a gift he will actually keep
Birthday: annual. Handsomeness: constant. Candle: the honest mirror.
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