We all know someone who speaks fluent shit. The language is mastered. The fluency is total. The dialect is recognized immediately by everyone in the room.

This we all know someone mug calls out the fluent shit speaker everyone has encountered. The someone is identifiable. The fluency is undeniable. The mug is the transcript.

Who this is for:

• The woman whose social circle includes at least one native shit speaker
• The gag gift for the friend who can identify the dialect on first sentence
• Anyone needing a we all know someone who speaks fluent shit mug for the office or the home
• The linguist. Of the pattern. The someone: already named.

Made for the ones who have developed full fluency in recognizing someone else's fluent shit. The language is known. The speaker is known. The mug confirms what everyone already knew.

What you get:

• 15 oz white ceramic, big enough to matter
• Microwave and dishwasher safe
• Printed in the USA
• Makes a gift she will actually use

Someone: known. Language: shit. Fluency: total. Recognized: immediately.