Tolerate You Funny Couple Gift Candle
Love is a strong word for a Tuesday. Some days the truest vow is simpler: I tolerate you, deeply and against my better judgment.
This funny couple gift downgrades the language and upgrades the honesty. Tolerate You, the romance of realists.
Who this is for:
- The partner who leaves one bite of everything in the fridge
- The husband whose podcast opinions are a nightly broadcast
- Anyone needing a funny valentines gift with zero glitter and full truth
- The couple whose "I tolerate you" means more than most sonnets
Scent to ease the tolerating. Lavender for his chewing sounds. Vanilla Bean for the good days, which is most of them. Cinnamon Chai for cozy mutual toleration season. Romance, adjusted for inflation.
What you get:
- 9oz candle available in an amber or clear glass jar
- Vegan blend of coconut, apricot, and soy wax with a small amount of food-grade paraffin for structure and scent throw
- Clean-burning, biodegradable, and free from toxins, parabens, and phthalates
- Cotton wick
- Printed in the USA
- Makes a gift she will actually keep
Tolerated: forever. Loved: obviously. Candle: the honest translation.
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