Things I Have Going For Me Ceramic Mug 15 oz
Things I have going for me: resting bitch face, thick thighs, and sarcasm. The complete résumé, the whole asset portfolio, and frankly an excellent combination.
This things I have going for me mug audits the inventory honestly. All three are features. None are going anywhere. The package deal is non-negotiable.
Who this is for:
- The woman who owns all three qualities without apology
- The confidence gift that lists the actual strengths
- Anyone needing a resting bitch face thick thighs sarcasm mug daily
- Her. Fully equipped. Thriving.
Made for the mornings she's reminded exactly what she's working with. The face sets the tone, the thighs carry the day, and the sarcasm handles everything else.
What you get:
- 15 oz white ceramic, big enough to matter
- Microwave and dishwasher safe
- Printed in the USA
- Makes a gift she will actually use
Assets: three. Quality: excellent. Apologies: zero.
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This made me laugh out loud. Bought two more.
The sass level is chef’s kiss.
Says what I’m thinking, but cuter.
Quality is solid, design is hilarious. Win-win.
My friend cried laughing when I gave her this.
This made me laugh out loud. Bought two more.
The sass level is chef’s kiss.
Says what I’m thinking, but cuter.
Quality is solid, design is hilarious. Win-win.
My friend cried laughing when I gave her this.
My new favorite mug. I refuse to share it.
Cute, snarky, and weirdly empowering.
Bought this for my sister. Now I want one too.
It’s like they crawled into my brain and turned my thoughts into merch.
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you need this.
My new favorite mug. I refuse to share it.
Cute, snarky, and weirdly empowering.
Bought this for my sister. Now I want one too.
It’s like they crawled into my brain and turned my thoughts into merch.
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you need this.