She got a new job. Wonderful for her. Devastating for the group chat, the lunch order, and everyone she is abandoning to the weekly all-hands.

This goodbye gift for coworker departures says it with love and theatrical grief. The Warm Scent Of Coworker Betrayal, because that is what leaving us is called.

Who this is for:

• The work bestie committing the ultimate act of career self-care
• The teammate whose farewell card demands a dramatic subtitle
• Anyone needing a coworker leaving gift funnier than the sheet cake
• The traitor. The beloved, deserving traitor.

Scents for the grieving and the guilty. Cinnamon Chai for the coffee runs she is abandoning. Lavender for the peace she is leaving us to find. Vanilla Bean for the memories, allegedly. May her new coworkers deserve her slightly less than we did.

What you get:

• 9oz candle available in an amber or clear glass jar
• Vegan blend of coconut, apricot, and soy wax with a small amount of food-grade paraffin for structure and scent throw
• Clean-burning, biodegradable, and free from toxins, parabens, and phthalates
• Cotton wick
• Printed in the USA
• Makes a gift she will actually keep

Betrayal: confirmed. Grudge: affectionate. Candle: burning in her honor anyway.