This meeting has an agenda. The agenda has sub-items. The sub-items have follow-ups. Somewhere, a calendar invite for the follow-up's follow-up is already sending.

This funny office gift memorializes the modern condition. Never ending meetings, the scent that could have been an email.

Who this is for:

• The coworker whose calendar looks like a game of Tetris, lost
• The manager triple-booked by 9:07 a.m.
• Anyone needing a corporate humor gift for the meeting-fatigued
• The survivor of the standing meeting that has never once stood down

Scent for between the invites. Lavender for the seven free minutes at lunch. Cinnamon Chai for meeting number four's caffeine requirement. Vanilla Bean for the fantasy of an empty Thursday. This could have been a candle. It is.

What you get:

• 9oz candle available in an amber or clear glass jar
• Vegan blend of coconut, apricot, and soy wax with a small amount of food-grade paraffin for structure and scent throw
• Clean-burning, biodegradable, and free from toxins, parabens, and phthalates
• Cotton wick
• Printed in the USA
• Makes a gift she will actually keep

Meetings: eternal. Action items: multiplying. Candle: the only agenda-free space left.