Some months produce ordinary people. September is not one of them. The best b-tches show up when the air cools and instantly become the main event.

This september birthday gift states a documented fact. The label reads The Best B-tches Are Born In September, and fall arrives specifically to greet her.

Who this is for:

• The September baby who treats her birthday like a federal holiday
• The perfectionist who organized her own surprise party, correctly
• Anyone needing a birthday gift idea for her that survives past the party
• The b-tch in your life, said with maximum affection

Pick a scent as specific as she is. Cinnamon Chai for first-sweater-of-the-season status. Blackberry Vanilla for birthday dessert without the dishes. Cashmere Musk for back-to-business elegance. Birthday girl privileges include all of the above.

What you get:

• 9oz candle available in an amber or clear glass jar
• Vegan blend of coconut, apricot, and soy wax with a small amount of food-grade paraffin for structure and scent throw
• Clean-burning, biodegradable, and free from toxins, parabens, and phthalates
• Cotton wick
• Printed in the USA
• Makes a gift she will actually keep

Born in September. Best b-tch confirmed. Case closed.