Some months produce ordinary people. November is not one of them. The best b-tches show up right before the holidays and still refuse to share the spotlight.

This november birthday gift states a documented fact. The label reads The Best B-tches Are Born In November, and gratitude season starts with her.

Who this is for:

• The November baby who treats her birthday like a federal holiday
• The one who is thankful, gorgeous, and slightly terrifying
• Anyone needing birthday gifts for women who refuse a joint Thanksgiving celebration
• The b-tch in your life, said with maximum affection

Pick a scent as specific as she is. Cinnamon Chai for peak cozy authority. Vanilla Bean for pre-holiday comfort. Fraser Fir for beating everyone to the festive punch. Birthday girl privileges include all of the above.

What you get:

• 9oz candle available in an amber or clear glass jar
• Vegan blend of coconut, apricot, and soy wax with a small amount of food-grade paraffin for structure and scent throw
• Clean-burning, biodegradable, and free from toxins, parabens, and phthalates
• Cotton wick
• Printed in the USA
• Makes a gift she will actually keep

Born in November. Best b-tch confirmed. Case closed.