The Best B-tches Are Born In May Candle
Some months produce ordinary people. May is not one of them. The best b-tches bloom loudly and apologize for none of it.
This may birthday gift states a documented fact. The label reads The Best B-tches Are Born In May, and the flowers agree.
Who this is for:
- The May baby who treats her birthday like a federal holiday
- The stubborn one, which she calls determined, and she is right
- Anyone needing a birthday candle for her that matches the main character
- The b-tch in your life, said with maximum affection
Pick a scent as specific as she is. Mango Coconut for pre-summer celebration mode. Beachwood for patio season officially opening. Lavender for garden party grace. Birthday girl privileges include all of the above.
What you get:
- 9oz candle available in an amber or clear glass jar
- Vegan blend of coconut, apricot, and soy wax with a small amount of food-grade paraffin for structure and scent throw
- Clean-burning, biodegradable, and free from toxins, parabens, and phthalates
- Cotton wick
- Printed in the USA
- Makes a gift she will actually keep
Born in May. Best b-tch confirmed. Case closed.
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