Some months produce ordinary people. March is not one of them. The best b-tches arrive with the chaos of winter and the audacity of spring.

This march birthday gift states a documented fact. The label reads The Best B-tches Are Born In March, and no one has filed an objection.

Who this is for:

• The March baby who treats her birthday like a federal holiday
• The sister who is 50 percent sunshine, 50 percent storm warning
• Anyone needing a sarcastic birthday gift that says it with love
• The b-tch in your life, said with maximum affection

Pick a scent as specific as she is. Lavender for spring calm she will take credit for. Vanilla Bean for the cozy days winter refuses to release. Beachwood for manifesting warmer weather. Birthday girl privileges include all of the above.

What you get:

• 9oz candle available in an amber or clear glass jar
• Vegan blend of coconut, apricot, and soy wax with a small amount of food-grade paraffin for structure and scent throw
• Clean-burning, biodegradable, and free from toxins, parabens, and phthalates
• Cotton wick
• Printed in the USA
• Makes a gift she will actually keep

Born in March. Best b-tch confirmed. Case closed.