Some months produce ordinary people. July is not one of them. The best b-tches bring the heat, and not just the weather.

This july birthday gift states a documented fact. The label reads The Best B-tches Are Born In July, and the fireworks were already scheduled.

Who this is for:

• The July baby who treats her birthday like a federal holiday
• The friend who claims she hates drama while narrating all of it
• Anyone needing a birthday gift for sister, bestie, or the group chat president
• The b-tch in your life, said with maximum affection

Pick a scent as specific as she is. Beachwood for peak beach season authority. Mango Coconut for poolside birthday behavior. Blackberry Vanilla for the sweetest kind of trouble. Birthday girl privileges include all of the above.

What you get:

• 9oz candle available in an amber or clear glass jar
• Vegan blend of coconut, apricot, and soy wax with a small amount of food-grade paraffin for structure and scent throw
• Clean-burning, biodegradable, and free from toxins, parabens, and phthalates
• Cotton wick
• Printed in the USA
• Makes a gift she will actually keep

Born in July. Best b-tch confirmed. Case closed.