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Some months produce ordinary people. January is not one of them. The best b-tches start the year off strong by simply existing.
This january birthday gift states a documented fact. The label reads The Best B-tches Are Born In January, and science has yet to disprove it.
Who this is for:
- The January baby who treats her birthday like a federal holiday
- The friend whose new year resolution is being right again
- Anyone needing a funny birthday gift for best friend energy in the dead of winter
- The b-tch in your life, said with maximum affection
Pick a scent as specific as she is. Fraser Fir for peak winter birthday atmosphere. Cashmere Musk for new year, same icon energy. Vanilla Bean for cozy nights she pretends she was dragged into. Birthday girl privileges include all of the above.
What you get:
- 9oz candle available in an amber or clear glass jar
- Vegan blend of coconut, apricot, and soy wax with a small amount of food-grade paraffin for structure and scent throw
- Clean-burning, biodegradable, and free from toxins, parabens, and phthalates
- Cotton wick
- Printed in the USA
- Makes a gift she will actually keep
Born in January. Best b-tch confirmed. Case closed.
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