Some months produce ordinary people. February is not one of them. The best b-tches pick the shortest month and still make the biggest impression.

This february birthday gift states a documented fact. The label reads The Best B-tches Are Born In February, and science has yet to disprove it.

Who this is for:

• The February baby who treats her birthday like a federal holiday
• The best friend born in the month of love who is, coincidentally, unbothered
• Anyone needing a funny birthday gift for her that beats a gas station card
• The b-tch in your life, said with maximum affection

Pick a scent as specific as she is. Cashmere Musk for winter birthday luxury. Cinnamon Chai for cozy February energy. Lavender for the calm she pretends to have. Birthday girl privileges include all of the above.

What you get:

• 9oz candle available in an amber or clear glass jar
• Vegan blend of coconut, apricot, and soy wax with a small amount of food-grade paraffin for structure and scent throw
• Clean-burning, biodegradable, and free from toxins, parabens, and phthalates
• Cotton wick
• Printed in the USA
• Makes a gift she will actually keep

Born in February. Best b-tch confirmed. Case closed.