Some months produce ordinary people. December is not one of them. The best b-tches compete with an entire holiday season and win.

This december birthday gift for her states a documented fact. The label reads The Best B-tches Are Born In December, and no wrapping paper shortage can stop it.

Who this is for:

• The December baby who treats her birthday like a federal holiday
• The friend whose birthday refuses to be wrapped into the holidays, thank you
• Anyone needing unique gifts for her that are clearly not a combined present
• The b-tch in your life, said with maximum affection

Pick a scent as specific as she is. Fraser Fir for owning the season outright. Cinnamon Chai for birthday breakfast in fuzzy socks. Cashmere Musk for year-end icon status. Birthday girl privileges include all of the above.

What you get:

• 9oz candle available in an amber or clear glass jar
• Vegan blend of coconut, apricot, and soy wax with a small amount of food-grade paraffin for structure and scent throw
• Clean-burning, biodegradable, and free from toxins, parabens, and phthalates
• Cotton wick
• Printed in the USA
• Makes a gift she will actually keep

Born in December. Best b-tch confirmed. Case closed.