Some months produce ordinary people. April is not one of them. The best b-tches show up with the rain and steal the spotlight anyway.

This april birthday gift states a documented fact. The label reads The Best B-tches Are Born In April, and the evidence keeps arriving.

Who this is for:

• The April baby who treats her birthday like a federal holiday
• The friend who cries at commercials and will still destroy you at game night
• Anyone needing a unique birthday gift for her that outshines spring itself
• The b-tch in your life, said with maximum affection

Pick a scent as specific as she is. Lavender for fresh spring mornings. Mango Coconut for early warm-weather optimism. Blackberry Vanilla for birthday cake energy without the crumbs. Birthday girl privileges include all of the above.

What you get:

• 9oz candle available in an amber or clear glass jar
• Vegan blend of coconut, apricot, and soy wax with a small amount of food-grade paraffin for structure and scent throw
• Clean-burning, biodegradable, and free from toxins, parabens, and phthalates
• Cotton wick
• Printed in the USA
• Makes a gift she will actually keep

Born in April. Best b-tch confirmed. Case closed.