Take A Number Cow Ceramic Mug 15 oz
Take a number, cow. The line forms behind her. The patience is finite. The bovine commentary is unsolicited and has been noted.
This take a number cow mug issues the queue management directive with farm-fresh attitude. The line is long. The tolerance is short. Take a number.
Who this is for:
- The woman done being mooed at metaphorically by the herd
- The gag gift for the friend who has officially run out of tolerance
- Anyone needing a take a number cow mug for the authentically exasperated
- The done. With the herd. Issuing tickets.
Made for the days the crowd got to be too much and the number system became necessary. The cow knows. The number is waiting. Next.
What you get:
- 15 oz white ceramic, big enough to matter
- Microwave and dishwasher safe
- Printed in the USA
- Makes a gift she will actually use
Number: take one. Cow: noted. Patience: numbered accordingly.
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