She did not get lucky. She got loud, got results, and got the title. That is not a promotion. That is a MF'ing promotion.

This promotion gift for her celebrates at full volume. Her name prints right on the label, above the only professional milestone worth cursing about, positively.

Add her name right on the product page and we print it on the label. HR cannot stop this candle.

Who this is for:

• The friend who negotiated like her rent depended on it, because it did
• The coworker whose promotion was overdue by roughly three quarters
• Anyone needing a funny promotion gift with the correct energy level
• The boss now, actually. Address her accordingly.

Scent for the newly powerful. Cashmere Musk for corner-office aspirations. Blackberry Vanilla for the celebratory toast. Cinnamon Chai for the early mornings the new title demands. All of them smell like a raise.

What you get:

• 9oz candle available in an amber or clear glass jar
• Vegan blend of coconut, apricot, and soy wax with a small amount of food-grade paraffin for structure and scent throw
• Clean-burning, biodegradable, and free from toxins, parabens, and phthalates
• Cotton wick
• Printed in the USA
• Makes a gift she will actually keep

MF'ing promotion: secured. Name: in print. Respect: mandatory.