Snack Dealer Booboo Healer Kiss Stealer Ceramic Mug 15 oz
Snack dealer. Booboo healer. Kiss stealer. The complete resume of the busiest woman in the house, printed for the record.
This snack dealer mug lists mom's actual job titles: pantry economist, certified knee medic, and professional cheek-kiss bandit. All positions held simultaneously.
Who this is for:
- The mama running the snack economy single-handedly
- The Mother's Day or baby shower gift with the sweetest job description
- Anyone needing a snack dealer booboo healer mug for her desk
- Mom. Dealer. Healer. Stealer. Hero.
Made for the workday that never clocks out. The goldfish crackers get distributed, the scraped knees get kissed, and the toddler cheeks get taxed.
What you get:
- 15 oz white ceramic, big enough to matter
- Microwave and dishwasher safe
- Printed in the USA
- Makes a gift she will actually use
Snacks: dealt. Booboos: healed. Kisses: stolen daily.
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