Nine years. Not a milestone the greeting card industry respects, but a survival record worth commemorating.

This 9th anniversary gift admits what everyone knows. The label reads Smells Like You Survived 9 Whole Years With My A*, and the survivor deserves recognition.

Who this is for:

• The partner who signed up for better or worse and got both, repeatedly
• The spouse celebrating year nine with humor fully intact
• Anyone needing a 9 year anniversary gift that skips the sentimental script
• The one who stayed through all nine seasons of this show

Scent selection for the decorated veteran. Vanilla Bean for the comfortable years. Beachwood for the getaway they earned. Cashmere Musk for still having it after nine years. Survival never smelled this good.

What you get:

• 9oz candle available in an amber or clear glass jar
• Vegan blend of coconut, apricot, and soy wax with a small amount of food-grade paraffin for structure and scent throw
• Clean-burning, biodegradable, and free from toxins, parabens, and phthalates
• Cotton wick
• Printed in the USA
• Makes a gift she will actually keep

Nine years survived. One candle awarded. See you at year ten.