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The oven light is on, the stand mixer is out, and the group chat has been alerted. This b-tch can bake, and everyone in her life benefits.
This baking gift states the household's proudest fact. Verified by every birthday, bake sale, and stressful Tuesday for the past decade.
Who this is for:
- The baker whose "I just threw it together" wins county fairs
- The friend who stress-bakes and redistributes the evidence
- Anyone needing a gift for a baker with the correct level of reverence
- The b-tch in question. She can bake. It is documented.
Scent from the good kitchen. Vanilla Bean, the obvious champion. Cinnamon Chai for cinnamon-roll Sunday. Blackberry Vanilla for the cobbler that ended a family feud. Preheat the flame.
What you get:
- 9oz candle available in an amber or clear glass jar
- Vegan blend of coconut, apricot, and soy wax with a small amount of food-grade paraffin for structure and scent throw
- Clean-burning, biodegradable, and free from toxins, parabens, and phthalates
- Cotton wick
- Printed in the USA
- Makes a gift she will actually keep
Oven hot. Skills confirmed. Candle: dessert-adjacent at all times.
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