Smells Like The Tears Of My Mahjong Opponents Candle
The tiles click. The table goes quiet. Somewhere between the pungs and the kongs, a legend takes her seat, and mercy is not on the menu.
This mahjong gift honors the table's reigning terror. Opponent tears, collected weekly, aromatic and well-earned.
Who this is for:
- The mahjong queen whose weekly game is a scheduled massacre
- The grandma, auntie, or league friend with a feared reputation
- Anyone needing a funny mahjong gift for the group's apex player
- The winner. Again. Somehow always the winner.
Scent for the champion's table. Cashmere Musk for tournament-night composure. Cinnamon Chai for the long-game refreshments. Lavender for the opponents' recovery, bless them. Tiles down. Flame up.
What you get:
- 9oz candle available in an amber or clear glass jar
- Vegan blend of coconut, apricot, and soy wax with a small amount of food-grade paraffin for structure and scent throw
- Clean-burning, biodegradable, and free from toxins, parabens, and phthalates
- Cotton wick
- Printed in the USA
- Makes a gift she will actually keep
Opponents: humbled. Tiles: hot. Candle: the victory lap.
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