Smells Like A Spooky B*tch Lives Here Funny Halloween Gift Candle
The wreath is black. The doormat says "go away" in cursive. The decor gets darker every October, and she has never been happier.
This funny halloween gift announces the household's resident. A Spooky B*tch Lives Here, and she has been expecting you.
Who this is for:
- The friend whose Halloween decorations have a storage unit
- The spooky girl whose aesthetic is year-round October
- Anyone needing halloween decor that introduces the homeowner accurately
- The b*tch in question, spookily thriving
Scent from the haunted house, the chic one. Blackberry Vanilla for potion-adjacent sweetness. Cinnamon Chai for cauldron-season coziness. Cashmere Musk for elegant witch energy. Enter freely. Compliment the decor.
What you get:
- 9oz candle available in an amber or clear glass jar
- Vegan blend of coconut, apricot, and soy wax with a small amount of food-grade paraffin for structure and scent throw
- Clean-burning, biodegradable, and free from toxins, parabens, and phthalates
- Cotton wick
- Printed in the USA
- Makes a gift she will actually keep
Spooky: confirmed. Residence: haunted, tastefully. Candle: the porch light of the damned.
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