Smells Like That Fake A* Holidays Cheer You Bring To Every Family Gathering Candle
The smile is rehearsed. The "so good to see you!" is pre-recorded. Everyone knows, and everyone respects the performance.
This funny family christmas gift honors the acting. That Fake A* Holiday Cheer, served annually with pie and repression.
Who this is for:
- The sibling who deserves an award for the aunt-question deflections
- The friend fluent in through-the-teeth festive pleasantries
- Anyone needing a sarcastic christmas gift for the family comedian
- The performer of the year, every year, at every gathering
Scent for backstage. Cinnamon Chai for the kitchen hideout. Lavender for the car-ride decompression. Fraser Fir for method acting the festive spirit. Places, everyone. It's showtime.
What you get:
- 9oz candle available in an amber or clear glass jar
- Vegan blend of coconut, apricot, and soy wax with a small amount of food-grade paraffin for structure and scent throw
- Clean-burning, biodegradable, and free from toxins, parabens, and phthalates
- Cotton wick
- Printed in the USA
- Makes a gift she will actually keep
Cheer: synthetic. Delivery: flawless. Candle: the only genuine thing at the party.
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