Please Keep Your Distance Unless You're A Dog Ceramic Mug 15 oz
Please keep your distance. Unless you're a dog. Then approach immediately, tail first, treats will be provided, cuddles mandatory.
This dog person mug posts the social policy with total clarity. Humans: six feet minimum. Dogs: zero feet, come here right now.
Who this is for:
- The dog person whose social battery only charges via paws
- The gift for the friend who greets the dog before the owner
- Anyone needing a keep your distance unless dog mug as policy
- The selective. Correctly. Woof.
Made for the park benches and porch mornings. The strangers get a nod. Their dogs get a full welcome ceremony.
What you get:
- 15 oz white ceramic, big enough to matter
- Microwave and dishwasher safe
- Printed in the USA
- Makes a gift she will actually use
Humans: distant. Dogs: welcome. Priorities: correct.
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