Every good party has house rules. Most hosts imply them. She prints hers on a candle and puts it right by the sink.

This funny party gift posts the policy where it matters. Please Don't Do Coke In The Bathroom. Management thanks you.

Who this is for:

• The host whose parties are legendary and lightly supervised
• The friend with a powder room and a sense of humor about it
• Anyone needing a funny bathroom decor gift that guests photograph
• The white elephant exchange that needs its winner

Scent for the facilities. Lavender for spa-bathroom aspirations. Vanilla Bean for guest-ready freshness. Cashmere Musk for hosting elegance, rules included. Wash your hands. Read the sign.

What you get:

• 9oz candle available in an amber or clear glass jar
• Vegan blend of coconut, apricot, and soy wax with a small amount of food-grade paraffin for structure and scent throw
• Clean-burning, biodegradable, and free from toxins, parabens, and phthalates
• Cotton wick
• Printed in the USA
• Makes a gift she will actually keep

Rules: posted. Bathroom: classy. Guests: on notice, hilariously.