Years of "when are you two getting married" finally have an answer. The paperwork went through. The living situation is now fully sanctioned.

This funny wedding gift makes the upgrade official. No Longer Living In Sin, names printed, souls administratively cleared.

Add the couple's names right on the product page and we print them on the label. Redemption, personalized.

Who this is for:

• The couple who lived together long before the rings
• The wedding gift with a wink for the formerly scandalous
• Anyone needing a funny newlywed gift with their names on it
• The sinners. Reformed. Same couch, new paperwork.

Scent for the legitimized household. Vanilla Bean for the home that didn't change one bit. Cashmere Musk for honeymoon-phase round two. Blackberry Vanilla for the celebration. Sin: retired. Names: printed. Grandma: finally satisfied.

What you get:

• 9oz candle available in an amber or clear glass jar
• Vegan blend of coconut, apricot, and soy wax with a small amount of food-grade paraffin for structure and scent throw
• Clean-burning, biodegradable, and free from toxins, parabens, and phthalates
• Cotton wick
• Printed in the USA
• Makes a gift they will actually keep

Status: married. Sin: expired. Address: unchanged.