People say nothing is impossible. Clearly they have never tried to unfold a fitted sheet. The task is not only possible but routinely failed by otherwise competent adults everywhere.

This people say nothing is impossible mug files the counterexample with full documentation. The sheet disagrees with the philosophy. So does she.

Who this is for:

• The woman who has lost the fitted sheet battle repeatedly and documents it
• The relatable gift for the friend who has made peace with the chaos ball method
• Anyone needing a nothing is impossible except this sheet mug for the linen closet
• The defeated. By the sheet. Repeatedly. Philosophically correct.

Made for the laundry days that humbled everyone involved. The impossible exists. It lives in the linen closet. The philosophers have been notified.

What you get:

• 15 oz white ceramic, big enough to matter
• Microwave and dishwasher safe
• Printed in the USA
• Makes a gift she will actually use

Nothing: allegedly impossible. Fitted sheet: the counterexample. Philosophy: corrected.