Gift exchanges have winners, losers, and one category all its own: the bestie who gets handed this with total love and zero explanation.

This gag gift for best friends delivers the season's boldest greeting. Nothing For You Whore. Except, technically, this excellent candle.

Who this is for:

• The best friend whose humor lives exclusively below the belt
• The white elephant exchange that will scream about this
• Anyone needing an inappropriate christmas gift with a perfect scent
• The recipient. She will use this insult as a term of endearment forever.

Scent for the audacity. Blackberry Vanilla for the sweetness this label lacks. Cashmere Musk for delivering insults elegantly. Cinnamon Chai for the cozy aftermath of the laugh. Nothing for her. Except everything.

What you get:

• 9oz candle available in an amber or clear glass jar
• Vegan blend of coconut, apricot, and soy wax with a small amount of food-grade paraffin for structure and scent throw
• Clean-burning, biodegradable, and free from toxins, parabens, and phthalates
• Cotton wick
• Printed in the USA
• Makes a gift she will actually keep

Gift: technically nothing. Laugh: guaranteed. Friendship: stronger than ever.