Every evening, a woman and her cat convene. The agenda is short: everyone else. The minutes are confidential. The judgment is thorough.

This cat lover gift confirms what visitors suspect. My Cat And I Talk Shit About You. Meeting adjourned.

Who this is for:

• The cat mom whose closest confidant has whiskers
• The friend whose cat visibly shares her opinions of guests
• Anyone needing a funny cat owner gift with committee energy
• You, possibly. The topic list is long.

Scent for the executive session. Lavender for post-gossip decompression. Vanilla Bean for cozy conspiracy evenings. Cashmere Musk for the cat's standards, which are higher than yours. The floor recognizes the cat.

What you get:

• 9oz candle available in an amber or clear glass jar
• Vegan blend of coconut, apricot, and soy wax with a small amount of food-grade paraffin for structure and scent throw
• Clean-burning, biodegradable, and free from toxins, parabens, and phthalates
• Cotton wick
• Printed in the USA
• Makes a gift she will actually keep

Committee: two members. Topic: you. Verdict: pending, unfavorably.