Some days call for journaling. Some days call for controlled, decorative, legally permissible arson. This is for the second kind.

This funny gag gift offers a sanctioned outlet. For When You Just Want To Burn Something. Here. Burn this. On purpose.

Who this is for:

• The friend whose week deserves a small ceremonial fire
• The coworker rage-typing emails she will never send
• Anyone needing a funny stress gift with built-in permission
• The calm person. Externally. The candle knows the truth.

Scent for the catharsis. Cinnamon Chai for warm, contained chaos. Lavender for after the flames have spoken. Fraser Fir for burning it all down, forest-fresh. Strike the match. Feel better. Repeat as needed.

What you get:

• 9oz candle available in an amber or clear glass jar
• Vegan blend of coconut, apricot, and soy wax with a small amount of food-grade paraffin for structure and scent throw
• Clean-burning, biodegradable, and free from toxins, parabens, and phthalates
• Cotton wick
• Printed in the USA
• Makes a gift she will actually keep

Urge: acknowledged. Outlet: provided. Fire department: not required.