Every MOH proposal promises brunch and matching robes. This one tells the truth about the job's most sacred duty.

This maid of honor proposal gift asks the real question. Will you hold my dress while I pee? Everything else is ceremony.

Who this is for:

• The best friend being recruited with full disclosure
• The bride who proposes with honesty instead of glitter
• Anyone needing a funny MOH proposal that gets a yes and a laugh
• The future dress-holder. The bathroom stall awaits. So does the honor.

Scent for the recruitment. Blackberry Vanilla for the sweet bribe. Cashmere Musk for the elegance between emergencies. Lavender for wedding-day bathroom logistics, breathe. She will say yes. She has to. You asked correctly.

What you get:

• 9oz candle available in an amber or clear glass jar
• Vegan blend of coconut, apricot, and soy wax with a small amount of food-grade paraffin for structure and scent throw
• Clean-burning, biodegradable, and free from toxins, parabens, and phthalates
• Cotton wick
• Printed in the USA
• Makes a gift she will actually keep

Question: popped. Duties: disclosed. Yes: inevitable.