Lying Through Your Teeth Doesn't Count As Flossing Ceramic Mug 15 oz
Lying through your teeth doesn't count as flossing. The dental loophole has been closed. The hygiene requirements remain unchanged.
This lying through your teeth mug applies the oral health framework to honesty with devastating efficiency. The dentist would agree. The mug is certain.
Who this is for:
- The truth-teller who has heard enough creative interpretations of honesty
- The gag gift for the friend who appreciates the precision of this takedown
- Anyone needing a lying through your teeth mug for the morning reminder
- The honest. About flossing. And everything else.
Made for the households and workplaces where the distinction needed stating. The teeth: floss them. The truth: tell it. Both are non-negotiable.
What you get:
- 15 oz white ceramic, big enough to matter
- Microwave and dishwasher safe
- Printed in the USA
- Makes a gift she will actually use
Lies: don't count. Floss: separately. Teeth: honest ones only.
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