Live Fast And Eat Trash Ceramic Mug 15 oz
Live fast and eat trash. The raccoon philosophy, adopted by humans of taste. The snacks are questionable. The joy is not.
This live fast eat trash mug commits to the feral little lifestyle. Gas station charcuterie, midnight cereal, and absolutely no nutrition labels read aloud.
Who this is for:
- The chaos gremlin with raccoon energy and great snacks
- The funny gift for the friend who eats like a cryptid
- Anyone needing a live fast eat trash mug for the pantry raids
- The gremlin. Fast. Fed. Free.
Made for the 11pm kitchen expeditions. The standards are low, the happiness is high, and the raccoons would be proud.
What you get:
- 15 oz white ceramic, big enough to matter
- Microwave and dishwasher safe
- Printed in the USA
- Makes a gift she will actually use
Living: fast. Eating: trash. Thriving: obviously.
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