Brothers are wonderful. Brothers are also a renewable source of aggravation. This candle exists for the second thing.

This funny sibling gift comes with instructions built in. Light This When My Brother Is On My Last Nerve. Expected burn rate: frequent.

Who this is for:

• The sister whose brother texts "you up?" to argue about nothing
• The sibling duo fluent in loving hostility
• Anyone needing a funny brother and sister gift that will actually get used
• The household where "he started it" remains a valid legal defense

De-escalation scents included. Lavender for the deep breaths he causes. Vanilla Bean for recovery after family dinners. Fraser Fir for holidays in close quarters. May the wax outlast his opinions.

What you get:

• 9oz candle available in an amber or clear glass jar
• Vegan blend of coconut, apricot, and soy wax with a small amount of food-grade paraffin for structure and scent throw
• Clean-burning, biodegradable, and free from toxins, parabens, and phthalates
• Cotton wick
• Printed in the USA
• Makes a gift she will actually keep

Brother: aggravating. Candle: burning. Balance: restored.