Keep It Up And You'll Be A Strange Smell In The Attic Soon Ceramic Mug 15 oz
Keep it up and you'll be a strange smell in the attic soon. The threat is specific, the patience has an expiration date, and the attic has availability.
This keep it up mug issues the warning calmly and with logistical detail. The tone is measured. The message is not.
Who this is for:
- The woman whose patience operates on a very finite reserve
- The gift for the friend who communicates consequences clearly
- Anyone needing a strange smell in the attic mug as a deterrent
- The warned. If wise. Acting accordingly.
Made for the situations that required escalation. The first warning was subtle. The mug is not.
What you get:
- 15 oz white ceramic, big enough to matter
- Microwave and dishwasher safe
- Printed in the USA
- Makes a gift she will actually use
Warning: issued. Attic: available. Smell: pending behavior.
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