She has everything. She wants nothing. She says "don't get me anything" annually and means it less than anyone alive.

This funny christmas gift solves the impossible person. It's Hard To Buy You Something For Christmas, printed on the gift itself. Problem: acknowledged. Gift: delivered.

Who this is for:

• The person who owns everything and reviews it all critically
• The mom, sister, or friend whose wishlist is a shrug
• Anyone needing a gift for the person who has everything, honestly labeled
• The impossible one. She will love that you gave up creatively.

Scent for the hard-to-shop-for. Cashmere Musk because she has taste. Fraser Fir because it is Christmas, after all. Lavender because even she cannot own too much calm. Shopping: complete. Sarcasm: gift-wrapped.

What you get:

• 9oz candle available in an amber or clear glass jar
• Vegan blend of coconut, apricot, and soy wax with a small amount of food-grade paraffin for structure and scent throw
• Clean-burning, biodegradable, and free from toxins, parabens, and phthalates
• Cotton wick
• Printed in the USA
• Makes a gift she will actually keep

Impossible to shop for. Shopped for anyway. Checkmate.