Intelligent People Swear More Gift for Smart Friends Candle
The studies are real. The vocabulary is vast. And the smartest person in the room is also, statistically, the one saying f-ck about the printer.
This gift for smart friends cites the science proudly. Intelligent People Swear More. She's basically a genius, then.
Who this is for:
- The brilliant friend with a doctorate in creative profanity
- The book-smart, sharp-tongued one who wins every debate
- Anyone needing a funny intellectual gift with citations
- The genius, mid-expletive, peer-reviewed
Scent for the think tank. Cashmere Musk for intellectual gravitas. Cinnamon Chai for the deep-conversation coffee sessions. Fraser Fir for clarity of thought. Smart: verified. Mouth: colorful. Correlation: proven.
What you get:
- 9oz candle available in an amber or clear glass jar
- Vegan blend of coconut, apricot, and soy wax with a small amount of food-grade paraffin for structure and scent throw
- Clean-burning, biodegradable, and free from toxins, parabens, and phthalates
- Cotton wick
- Printed in the USA
- Makes a gift she will actually keep
IQ: high. Language: higher. Science: on her side.
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This made me laugh out loud. Bought two more.
The sass level is chef’s kiss.
Says what I’m thinking, but cuter.
Quality is solid, design is hilarious. Win-win.
My friend cried laughing when I gave her this.
This made me laugh out loud. Bought two more.
The sass level is chef’s kiss.
Says what I’m thinking, but cuter.
Quality is solid, design is hilarious. Win-win.
My friend cried laughing when I gave her this.
My new favorite mug. I refuse to share it.
Cute, snarky, and weirdly empowering.
Bought this for my sister. Now I want one too.
It’s like they crawled into my brain and turned my thoughts into merch.
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you need this.
My new favorite mug. I refuse to share it.
Cute, snarky, and weirdly empowering.
Bought this for my sister. Now I want one too.
It’s like they crawled into my brain and turned my thoughts into merch.
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you need this.