I'm Sorry Your December Birthday Candle
The combined gift. The wrapping paper with snowmen on it. The party nobody could attend. December birthday people have suffered enough.
This december birthday gift finally says what needed saying. I'm Sorry. On behalf of the calendar, everyone.
Who this is for:
- The friend whose birthday has been "combined" since childhood
- The one who has never once had a pool party
- Anyone needing a birthday gift for a december baby that acknowledges the injustice
- The December-born, owed decades of reparations, starting here
Scent for the overdue celebration. Blackberry Vanilla for the birthday cake she deserves, separate from any yule log. Cashmere Musk for main-character energy, reclaimed. Lavender for releasing the resentment, eventually. Happy birthday. Yours. Just yours.
What you get:
- 9oz candle available in an amber or clear glass jar
- Vegan blend of coconut, apricot, and soy wax with a small amount of food-grade paraffin for structure and scent throw
- Clean-burning, biodegradable, and free from toxins, parabens, and phthalates
- Cotton wick
- Printed in the USA
- Makes a gift she will actually keep
Birthday: acknowledged, separately. Wrapping paper: birthday-themed, finally. Justice: lit.
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