I'm Not Awake Enough Ceramic Mug 15 oz
I'm not awake enough. For the question, for the meeting, for the sentence currently being spoken. Check back after the refill.
This not awake enough mug sets expectations honestly. Consciousness is on a delay this morning, and the buffer is measured in ounces.
Who this is for:
- The slow starter who needs a grace period and a full pot
- The gift for the coworker who schedules nothing before ten
- Anyone needing a not awake enough mug as a status report
- The not-yet-awake. Working on it. Please hold.
Made for the buffering hours. The body arrived, the brain is en route, and the mug is the loading bar everyone can see.
What you get:
- 15 oz white ceramic, big enough to matter
- Microwave and dishwasher safe
- Printed in the USA
- Makes a gift they will actually use
Awake: partially. Enough: no. Coffee: incoming.
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This made me laugh out loud. Bought two more.
The sass level is chef’s kiss.
Says what I’m thinking, but cuter.
Quality is solid, design is hilarious. Win-win.
My friend cried laughing when I gave her this.
This made me laugh out loud. Bought two more.
The sass level is chef’s kiss.
Says what I’m thinking, but cuter.
Quality is solid, design is hilarious. Win-win.
My friend cried laughing when I gave her this.
My new favorite mug. I refuse to share it.
Cute, snarky, and weirdly empowering.
Bought this for my sister. Now I want one too.
It’s like they crawled into my brain and turned my thoughts into merch.
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you need this.
My new favorite mug. I refuse to share it.
Cute, snarky, and weirdly empowering.
Bought this for my sister. Now I want one too.
It’s like they crawled into my brain and turned my thoughts into merch.
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you need this.